What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

I don't like

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your going to be alright just relax

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Innocent before proven guilty

You shall not bear false witness.

Deuteronomy 17

I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Maybe leave out

But this is not

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?